Of Wolfs and Ducks...<3

Title: Cheater Cheater

Author: Jayjaex

Pairing: Jaeho

Rating: PG 13 [swearing]

Length: One shot

Genre: Humor

Summary: So…off to the bar again Yunho? Well, you better be careful cause tonight won’t be the same as the others…

 

Author’s Note: First fanfic i posted on LJ, i REALLY hope i did this right...lol.

 

 

~C~

 

            Kim Jaejong wasn’t happy, not at all, and today…he had only ONE thing he wanted, one thing he needed to do. When Yoochun had met him in the hallway of their apartment, the other had practically glued himself onto the wall, avoiding the obviously furious man. When Junsu saw him in the living room picking up his car keys, he wanted to push himself under the sofa, for the fear of being scorned by his hyung’s wrath. When Changmin saw him as he came out of the kitchen with his fifth snack that hour, he almost dropped his ice cream sundae when he scurried back to his room, hoping his ‘videos’ would help him forget the horrid image that was his hyung’s death glare. And now, as Jaejong made his way down the street in his sleek new sports car, his long fingers gripped the steering wheel hard, he gritted his teeth knowing EXACTLY what his boyfriend was doing at the moment.

 

~H~

 

            Making his way out of the car, he walked swiftly up to the bouncer, ignoring the cat calls, the whistles, the drooling females and a few males, he smiled. The rather…large man physically shrunk back, tugging at his collar at the newcomer.

            “My name’s Kim Jaejong and I know my name is on that list.” It wasn’t even anything…just a statement, and that was enough to get himself inside. Smirking as he walked pass the stunned bouncer, he made his way through the crowd. He spotted the other man immediately; however, he hid himself well at the seat furthest on the side at the bar.

 

~E~

 

            He watched Yunho as he spoke to the red haired foreigner…the bastard. He joked with her, smiled, laughed with her, and those ‘accidental’ touches and caresses? Maybe others didn’t realize it, but Jaejong did and he was sure the slut knew too. Downing another cup of whiskey, he smiled and walked out of the bar. As his Yunnie like to say…it’s show time…

 

~A~

            Taking the plastic bag out of the car, he smirked evilly…he’ll definitely regret it ALL. Sauntering up to the other man’s car, he pulled himself up to the roof of it and sat there, allowing the alarm to be set off. In a few moments, the other would be running out, worrying over his precious baby more than his own boyfriend. Leaning his arm onto the overstuffed bag, he felt his heart surprisingly beating at a normal pace…maybe he was crueler than he thought he was…

 

~T~

 

            He was right again, and he smiled as Yunho came running out of the crowd, face washed with worry as he made his way over to the car. The man’s eyes widened at the site of his boyfriend.

            “Jae?” He frowned. “What are you doing on the roof of my car?!”

            He’s still pretending to be innocent eh?

            “What am I doing? What do you think I’m doing?” Jaejong spoke, his voice calm as it dripped with venom. “What are YOU doing in the middle of the night at a club with some WHORE?!”        

            “I…what are you talking about?!”

            “Oh you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.” The smaller man pulled his legs up as he sat cross legged, and proceeded to open the plastic bag slowly. “All those nights you lied when you said you were going out to meet friends, well, I suppose they are your friend hm?” Fingers working slowly to untie the knot, he grinned coldly. “And then those mornings when I’d wake up a little too early and then I’d hear you walk back into the room when you first came home…”

            Finally opening the bag, he pulled the fuzzy object out of the bag. Yunho gasped.

 

~E~

 

            “Bambi?!” The man knew his boyfriend wasn’t playing any more as he watched his precious, precious possession being held by the tail, a knife at its neck. “Jaejong please let Bambi go and let’s talk about this calmly like the civilized people we are.” Yunho’s voice shook as he watched Jaejong pull out a small pillow.

            “You know Yunnie; I think Bambi here is also tired of your constant cheating. And she doesn’t want to be with you any more.” Jaejong whispered as he moved the sharp blade onto the pillow instead. “And this is what I’m going to do to her…” Scratches were made, stuffing pooled onto the floor, the remains of the sad little pillow piled near the front tire.

            “No Jae, listen to me---”

            “NO YOU LISTEN!” Jaejong screamed. “I’m SICK and TIRED of this CRAP, I’m DONE with all the shit you’ve put me through!” He once again held the knife near the stuffed animal’s neck. It’s shining plastic eyes stared into Yunho’s…oh his poor poor daughter…

 

~R~

            “Jaejong, please listen to me---”

            “Give me a reason why I should.”

            “Because I love you and I only did this cause I wanted to give you a surprise.”

            Jaejong starred. “What the hell are you talking about?”

            “Our anniversary’s coming…and I had to sneak out to the club to plan it. I was going to rent the place for it.” Yunho smiled sadly.

            “And that woman…?”

            “She’s the club owner.”

            “Oh…”

            “Jae? You know I love you.” Yunho said lovingly as he pulled Jaejong into a tight hug.

            “I know…I love you too.” The other sighed and leaned into the warmth. “And I’m sorry…”

            “It’s ok, just please don’t try to kill Bambi next time…” Yunho smiled as he kissed his boyfriend on the forehead.

            “Ok, next time I’ll threaten to kill myself then.”

            "Jae..."
               
            "Just kidding."